Sunday, May 15, 2011

Randoms Found In My BRA....

Last night after a LONG busy day I took off my clothes and several things fell out of my bra... A cherry pit (gross), a cherry stem, a Nerd and an Everlasting Gobstopper. I have always been "blessed" in the boob area. I put blessed in quotes because for those who are lacking are envious and would love to have my "problem" The grass is always greener on the other side. Being that I am 4'10 on a good day, having a size double D is overwhelming. When I was pregnant and nursing, my maternity bras were a whopping "F" With big breast, I have everything that comes with it like back pains, strap lines that are permanently indented in my shoulders, issues in buying clothes my size, etc. I have always hated it and have done everything I can to hide them. It is like having a ledge attached to me that catches everything that misses my mouth.

This was the motivation for today's blog...

Random things I have found in my bra:
-Popcorn
-Candy of all sorts
-Nerds
-Mike & Ike's
-Skittles
-M&M's
-Chips
-French Fries
-Cherry pits (yesterday)
-Cherry stems
-Everlasting Gobstoppers
-Almonds
-Cashews
-Bobby Pins
-Paper Clips
-Grains of salt
-My Earrings
-Necklaces
-Leaves
-Grass
-Sand
-Crumbs from pretty much everything

I could probably go on and on, but that is all I can think of at the moment. I promise I am not a hoarder or unclean, messy person, I seriously don't understand how such items find their way into my bra, but they do and I myself am somewhat disgusted over it, but I try to find the humor in everything and laugh at myself. Hopefully you all can get a (quick) chuckle out of this as well :D

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